Bathrooms...

The other day I was super frustrated,
so I did what every girl does in that mood,
I cleaned my bathroom.
I technically am only supposed to clean the toilet because responsibilities are split between me and my other two roommates.
But I decided to just clean the entire bathroom.
When I got to the shower,
I saw a hair stuck in the drain.
I tried to get the hair but it seemed to be caught.
I knelt down to see what was going on and I couldn't figure it out.
I lifted the drain cover and saw a massive glob of hair.
I gagged and dropped the cover.
Then I went to get some gloves and a trashbag.
When I finally got up the courage to pull off the drain cover,
out comes a three foot long hairball.
This was no normal hairball.
It was covered in rotting shampoo.
It weighed about 5 pounds.
It smelled like rotting metal.
It was disgusting.
I may never clean another shower.