G: "I don't think I will ever find a man who I would want to date. I'll probably just stay single forever, but I don't really care"
(Paraphrased into my own words)
This week:
G: "VIRGINIA I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!"
So basically what had happened was there was an alumni soccer player, Daniel, visiting, who G knew.
She went to talk to him and she ended up meeting his friend, Brian,
who was also an alumni who graduated before G went to school here.
All three of them went to dinner.
But Gabby and Brian talked the entire time and hit it off great,
and when they said goodbye he kissed her on the forehead!
According to G,
they are basically the same person in different genders.
So the next day she invited him to something,
which ticked him off because he wanted to be a man and invite her to something first.
So he called her while she was at the mall with her short friend,
and he basically told her that he really liked her and was interested in her and wanted to go on a date with her.
Of course G said yes.
And they have been texting/talking ever since.
When she told me this story,
I decided that it would be a good idea to mix their faces and see if their babies would be cute.
So I got this app that morphs faces (or so it said).
And I morphed their faces.
(You should know that both G and Brian are white)
It took the app several minutes to generate,
I joked that it would probably be just a really bad photoshop morph.
Then it worked.
And G and I died laughing uncontrollably.
It was an adorable african-american child smiling at us.
Worst app ever.
So yeah,
essentially they are going to live happily ever after.
So basically what had happened was there was an alumni soccer player, Daniel, visiting, who G knew.
She went to talk to him and she ended up meeting his friend, Brian,
who was also an alumni who graduated before G went to school here.
All three of them went to dinner.
But Gabby and Brian talked the entire time and hit it off great,
and when they said goodbye he kissed her on the forehead!
According to G,
they are basically the same person in different genders.
So the next day she invited him to something,
which ticked him off because he wanted to be a man and invite her to something first.
So he called her while she was at the mall with her short friend,
and he basically told her that he really liked her and was interested in her and wanted to go on a date with her.
Of course G said yes.
And they have been texting/talking ever since.
When she told me this story,
I decided that it would be a good idea to mix their faces and see if their babies would be cute.
So I got this app that morphs faces (or so it said).
And I morphed their faces.
(You should know that both G and Brian are white)
It took the app several minutes to generate,
I joked that it would probably be just a really bad photoshop morph.
Then it worked.
And G and I died laughing uncontrollably.
It was an adorable african-american child smiling at us.
Worst app ever.
So yeah,
essentially they are going to live happily ever after.
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