Selfish Advice...

My friend Racht was having a sad day,
so she was debating whether to go to the cafeteria or campus food store for dinner.
I REALLY wanted to go to the cafeteria.
She asked me and my friend Cheeks for advice on where to eat.
She was deliberating whether she should go to the cafeteria and set forth a good example of being cheerful even on a bad day,
or just go to the store and buy a sandwich and eat in her room.
I decided to help her out and said,
    "Well,
      throughout the years I have noticed that no matter where you go,
       there is always someone watching.
        So if we go to the cafeteria,
         you will most likely inspire someone even if you never know it!"
Then Cheeks said,
    "What are you talking about?
      I think it is perfectly fine for Racht to eat in her room!"
I realized that what I had just said was completely ridiculous.
I mean I never say greeting card junk like that.
So I told Racht,
    "I'm sorry,
      I am being selfish,
       I just really want to go to the cafeteria!"
And Racht said,
    "Oh,
      I thought it sounded good,
       I was really thinking about going to the cafeteria because of what you said!"