The couch is big enough...

While I was babysitting one day this little boy hit me on the rear with a plastic sword and this is what followed:

Boy: Man your butt is hard!

Girl: That is so mean!

Me: Hold up a second! That was my phone in my pocket!

Girl: Do you have a big booty?

Me: Uh I don't know, maybe?

Girl: That's ok! There is plenty of room for you on the couch!