Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Snack...

The other night I was studying with my friend Racht,
but we were getting super hungry.
So I brought up the idea of driving to Burger King.
She was down for it so we drove off campus to get some 'snacks'.
Oh yeah,
it was like 11pm at the time.
Anyways,
we finally got to Burger King,
which is about 15 minutes away,
and Racht says "You know I really just want a milkshake."
We get to the drive through and decide that Racht should use an accent to order.
So this is the convo:
     lady: hello, how may i help you?
     Racht: i neet some tieme to tink
     lady:... sorry?
     Racht: i neeed some time to tink!
     lady: ...you need a sweet tea?     
     Racht: i need to tink!   
     lady: ok
At this time, I decided I wanted some egg-nog (my favorite),
so I told Racht to ask the lady if they had any.
     Racht: ok! do you haf eck-nock?
     lady: what?
     Racht: egch-noggck?
     lady: no, sorry, we don't have egg nog...
     Racht: ok, I haf geengerbread shake?
     lady: I'm sorry, our shake machiene is broken...
     Racht: ...ok... ok, goutbye!
     lady: have a nice night!
So due to the terrible news that there were no milkshakes,
we decided to call our friend Olive to ask for directions to another fast food restaurant.
She sent us down this sketchy road for about 15 minutes that led to Wendys.
Wendys was closed,
but thankfully McDonalds was right next door.
So we went to McDonalds,
I got egg-nog,
Racht got a mcflurry or something of that sort.
On our way back,
we saw these two cows who were standing super close to the road.
They did not have a fence,
but there was a huge field behind them.
We turned around to take a picture,
but we could not find them ANYWHERE.
It was sufficiently strange.
We headed back to school and got NO work done.
However,
I would say the night was a success because it was quite fun.
And I got egg-nog,
which is delicious.

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