Do you get tired of carrying that rock around?

Engagement rings.
They used to be classy and elegant.
Not too showy,
just enough for it to be special.

Now they are tacky and just plain hideous. 

(Sorry if this is your ring.)

Why don't we go back to the classics?
Honestly,
if I ever get married,
I would almost rather just have a plain band than one of those bricks.